New Years kisses are overrated.
I’m probably going to avoid having one, if anything.
I need a cute New Years look.
Especially make up wise. Most of the looks I’ve seen people sport is some sort of crazy, tranny, glittered out, fucked up looking makeup. Ugh, I need inspiration.
I can’t wait to see how many bitches look like trannies tonight with their over-the-fucking-top New Years Eve makeup. This will be fun.
It’s 3:30 am they never came or called or anything I’m pretty mad
THEY’RE NOT ANSWERING THEIR CALLS OR TEXTS WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM
they said 1 am
Anonymous asked: How old are you?
ok seriously come pick up your fucking dog i am tired
This guy just offered to fly me out to New York for New Years. WHAT THE FUCK
Kendall and Kylie Jenner and I are going to become best friends & be a hot squad oh ya
pretelethal asked: How is puppy sitting?
Anonymous asked: honestly, idk why people ask you questions. you never give real answers..
paludine-deactivated20121124 asked: I have to ask but have you ever read The Perks of Being A Wallflower?
Anonymous asked: didnt you cut your bangs?
Anonymous asked: how many people have you had sex with?
send me some interesting questions
while Behr sleeps.
Anonymous asked: did you really eat your dog dude
I’m all for wearing purple-y lipsticks.
nayariveraisrad asked: Is your friend Hayley okay?
Anonymous asked: Which brand of birth control are you on? I don't know which brand to take :/ or can you recommend me a few?
Okay, cuntbarf may be a bit different, but she’s not hurting anyone.. She seems nice enough by the looks of her blog and articulate. I dunno, it seems like whenever Tumblr catches something extremely weird and taboo, they’re the first to mock it and somewhat ‘bully’ them rather than try to understand. Meh. I don’t even know if that makes sense. I’m just...
My 45oz jar of menstrual blood is almost full.
wwiao: cuntbarf: I am not sure what to do with it once it’s full. I have been collecting my blood for a year and a half, and I would like to keep it. But, I am terrified of something happening and it breaking. I would be lying if I said I weren’t attached to it. What do you think, Tumblr? omfg… New Years resolution.
dreamandwake: “I looked and looked at her, and knew as clearly as I know I am to die, that I loved her more than anything I had ever seen or imagined on earth, or hoped for anywhere else.” — Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov (via rosettes) I wonder how many people know these are the words of a fictional pedophile.
tumblr, I fucking hate you.
do not log out if you are using chrome/missing e. because you will not be able to get back in unless you use an incognito window. it’ll just keep giving a ‘not found’ tumblr error page when you try to get to tumblr.com. WHAT ARE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT can someone explain? D:
You don’t need another person to make you happy if you’ve already found enough reasons to love yourself. Stop being so fucking dependent off of other people & learn that if someone’s not dying, bleeding, or on fire, chill the fuck out and stop crying.
once-uponanotherday-deactivated asked: How do you get over heartbreak?
Whenever my brothers try to get me to watch Star Wars
clusterfuckofthoughtsalways asked: you're fucking gorgeous
Anonymous asked: Fuck meeeee :)
xbroseph asked: support meeee :)
Anonymous asked: will you take back Dani as you're friend?
I’m probably the best manipulator and mind fucker when I want to be.
It’s still so funny.